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Christmas Letter

Let George Do It · December 24, 1951 · 28 min · 4,176 words

The transcript of “Christmas Letter”, an episode of Let George Do It first broadcast December 24, 1951. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Let George Do It plays Let George Do It free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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First no notice changes my stock and trade if the job's too tough for you to handle you've got a job for me George Valentine Right full details let George do it Tonight's story Christmas letter a transcribed adventure of George Valentine You know darling we're much better than we were last year. Yeah someday. We may actually become mediocre

The more those silver thing that takes this brings us kind of going. Oh wait a minute Yes, here we are. Good. That's better. Anytime you're ready for the big star, let me know. Hey, those letters you picked up in the office this afternoon.

No, Joe. Well, I was just wondering if there could have been anything important in them. We decided not to open any mail until after Christmas, and so I'm out. Oh, I was just wondering. Chris, I did wonder about the one from Japan.

What? The return address for his private first class Dan Ferris and his number was... I'll tell you, surely someone writing to me all the way from Japan can't possibly get me out of your apartment on Christmas Eve.

Well... And a letter from a soldier. Alright. Here it is. Dear Mr. Valentine, I remember reading your hand in the paper when I was still back home and knowing you're an XGI. I think you might want to help me because I sure do have a job that's too tough to handle.

In fact, from this distance, it's impossible. So here's something I would like you to do for me on Christmas Eve. Oh, no, no. Don't read any father's books. And closed fine $20. It's to cover the expenses of taking out the most beautiful girl in the world What's that?

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