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Santa Claus in Glass
Let George Do It · December 25, 1950 · 30 min · 4,721 words
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First of all, notice, dangerous my stock and praise. Except today, if you've got a job that's too tough for you to handle, and it's too tough for me, Merry Christmas, George Valentine. And don't bother me with details.
Dandardoyl Company of California, on behalf of independent chevron gas stations and standard stations throughout the West, invites you to let George do it. Santa Claus in Glass. Transcribed Adventure of George Valentine. Stav, I said, S-T-A-B-B-E-D.
Stav, this bird's been stabbed. What did they say we should do, George? Listen, Johnson, I don't want to work on Christmas any more than you do, but would you? Tell him that's the way we found him, George.
Hold it, actually, I can't hear. Yeah, that's right, Johnson. He was all trussed up on everything, but... Why? Dead, what had he? He doesn't have one, naturally. That's the point. The knife must have... Oh.
Oh, I get it, Johnson. Oh, J.C. lady. Well, George. Hey, what happened to the radio? We haven't said, it's almost three o'clock. What did he say? He says his wife says, just put some stuffing where the butcher tore the skin and shove it in the oven.
Oh, thanks. I thought you told me you knew how to cook a duck. Well, I do, too, but with the skin too tough to solve, it just never occurred to me to use stuffing at both ends.
Relax, I said. You know, I like the way you face that couldn't. just like my mother used to do. Efficiency and gender care. It's a real art. Oh, I'm saving fashion virtue. You know, it's funny to think you remember about Christmas.
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