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The Brothers Mc Intosh

Let George Do It · April 3, 1950 · 29 min · 4,421 words

The transcript of “The Brothers Mc Intosh”, an episode of Let George Do It first broadcast April 3, 1950. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Let George Do It plays Let George Do It free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Personal notice, Stange is my stock and trade. If the job's too tough for you and a handle, you got a job for me, George Valentine. Right full details. Standard Oil Company of California, on behalf of independent chevron gas stations and standard stations throughout the West, invites you to let George do it.

The Brothers Macintosh, another adventure of George Valentine. Dear Mr. Valentine, I am a butler in a very fancy house, though perhaps I ain't the usual type for butling. My bosses are two brothers. The brothers' Macintosh.

I've been with them ever since I was a busboy in the first cafe they ever owned. What a joint that was. But now there is success so big it hides your eyes. Bill Macintosh used to be a cook, and it must have given us our stomach, because there's That guy would hate everybody, but I mean everybody.

And it's plenty mutual. Bill's brother, the sweetest guy in the world. This miven McIntosh is a prince, a real gentleman, with good words and a wide open pocketbook for everybody. Friends, I tell you Mr. Valentine, there's nobody who ain't.

Except that is a course, whoever there is, that wants to kill him. But how can you ever get him? Get a man to admit he's in danger. When he's so big-hearted, he'd slap the devil himself on the back and say, have a cigar.

That's my problem, and I need your help. Yours most sincerely, and it's signed a Jasper Butler to the brothers' Macintosh. Sounds like he thinks one of these guys is going to kill the other one, doesn't it?

Sounds like he's crazy or punch-drunk. Jasper. Butler to the brothers' mess. What's the matter, Percy? George, the postmark on the letter is Harbor Town. Oh, that's important. Well, there's something about Harbor Town lately. Something?

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