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Needle In The Haystack
Let George Do It · January 2, 1950 · 29 min · 4,667 words
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Personal notice, stay just my stock and trade. If the job's too tough for you to handle, you got a job for me, George Valentine. Right full details. Standard Oil Company of California, on behalf of independent chevron gas stations and standard stations throughout the West, invites you to let George do it.
Needle in the haystack, another adventure of George Valentine. My dear Mr. Valentine, I quite appreciate the imposition of sending you this urgent demand on a holiday. But I must see you. I must have your help immediately.
My entire life's work is in jeopardy. My labor, my love, the brute of my brain has been stolen from me. Twelve priceless objects, Mr. Valentine, the culmination of my life's endeavor. My entire fortune, stolen. Please, please meet me at your office regardless of the hour.
of the hour most desperately third in and bars all right all right let's have it something preventable with stoner from you is that right my most priceless possessions mr Valentine without them I am nothing without them well what were they my roses huh one dozen red roses you last year roses Mr.
You're precise, Litt. I, uh, I suppose it gives you kind of an empty feeling. Go rather, yes. Yes. Uh, Brooks, see, it's been a rougher weekend than I thought. Wait a minute, George. Mr. Voz, where did you lose these?
Doesn't he have roses? In Pasadena. Pasadena. Look, Buss, to get out of here fast before I. Mr. Valentine, what is the matter with you? Have you gone crazy? Oh, no, I'm as sane as you are, Napoleon.
But let go of me. Now, now, please listen, Mr. Valentine. If the flowers are worth the faucets, my lights work. They are? Sure. Sure. We're thousands of rose ball tickets. I know. Find a dozen roses among millions.
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