Sweet Poison

First of all, notice, stains just my stock and trade. If the job's too tough for you to handle, you've got a job for me, George Valentine. Write full details. Senator California, on behalf of independent chevron gas stations and standard stations throughout the West, invites you to let George do it.

Sweet Poisson, another adventure of George Valentine. Dear Mr. Valentine, I'm writing to you because I don't know where else to turn, and in this hour of need I must turn somewhere. Can you hear me?

Oh, can you hear me, Mr. Valentine? Yes, of course I can, but who are you? What are you calling me? Please don't interrupt, Mr. Valentine. I've already wasted five minutes writing full details the way your ad says to, but if you won't listen, if you make me send it through the mail, it'll be too late.

All right, lady, go on and read your letter. Thank you. It is essential that you come at once to solve a crime, please hurry. Because, Mr. Valentine, There has been a murder at our house.

Where? Mr. Valentine. At our house and I need your help desperately. Sign yours truly. Glory a bishop. 603 North 72nd Street. I'm sorry we don't want any, not even samples. Come again sometime.

Sure. No, you don't. Well, you and don't forget to take your foot out of the door. This is 603 North 72nd Street, isn't it? Darling, it is also Monday afternoon and on Monday there is a deadline.

and an insider's a man at work who doesn't like to work not even on Monday. So please, if you love your fellow man... I hate you both. Nobody! I like you too. Well, no. Oh, you...