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The Night Before Christmas Binge

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The dude like that right now. Oh he still comes around man. Oh yeah. Yeah but he comes in disguises now. He went underground. Yeah the ground man. I can dig it. Yeah. He put you on the sea with disguises man.

Nobody would ever know it was him man. Oh yeah. He's got a job in front of the department store, ringing this bell and playing this tambourine next to this black pot you know. Oh I seen the dude.

Yeah you know who I'm talking about man. Yeah man. That clip was that guest last year man. Yeah we played in front of a star man we made a lot of plays. Oh hey wait a minute man Santa Claus is not a musician man.

I'm hip man I didn't know anything. Oh wait a minute man. No he's not into that at all man. No I played with this dude. Hey you're not a foreign you here. Christmas. You told me whatever I plastered into.

I was stirred in the eyeballs. Nothing was stirred except the mixtures in the eyeballs. The bottles rely on the private care and hope some customers soon would be there. And more on our bonnet and me and my half were selling down for a new year as an even bath.

When sighted in our road such a disorder, I hastily swallowed a bourbon and wordered. A worder. Well, actually I was 7 up, but that didn't rhyme. A bear cat got a runner who just came over to the snow.

You didn't see what was making it go. a goat. It was gone by six effulable. No, no. Elepants. Elepants. Awful. Big and pink. I hate something to reach for another drink. First on the back like a real big wheel was a little fat man who was running a deal. But his red little

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