The Homecoming Queen's Got a Gun

It was homecoming night at my high school Everyone was there, it was totally cool I was real excited, I almost wet my knees Who missed my best friend Demi was homecoming queen She lives so pretty, in pain she's fine She's already in love with her tiara on Did you know, Holly was your youngest, okay in her hat?

Oh, yes! She looks great at a dizzy land! You know what's it's Cinderella ride? I mean, definitely an e-ticket. We take it. Oh, crowd was cheering. Everyone was stoked. Was stoked. I mean, it was like the whole school, a totally coped or something.

The band was playing. Every moon, all over the sun, Somebody scream! The whole coming queen's got a gun! Everybody run. The whole coming queen's got a gun. Everybody run. The whole coming queen has got a gun.

Debi's smiling and waving her gun Picking off cheerleaders one by one A buffie's paws gone just flew to fist On a miffie's head just did the splits God my best friends aren't shooting spree Stop it, Debbie, you're embarrassing me How could you do what you just did?

Are you having a really bad period? Everybody run! The homecoming, we've got a gun! Everybody run! The homecoming, we've got a gun! The city will make me mess! How to earn so no good dress!

An hour later, the cops arrived! But then the entire Glee Club had died! No big loss! You wouldn't believe when they brought the stapper! Teragas, machine guns, even a chubber! You're grown out of your gun and they are on it and come out of the clothes Don't you didn't listen to what the cop said