In The Kingdom Of Alice

Ah, ah, ah, don't turn that dial. This is the right station if you want to hear about Jonathan Thomas and his Christmas on the moon. You gathered up close to your radio. If you're not, then hurry.

Because you know this is the time for Jonathan Thomas. And you'll want to learn if he's kept his promise to rescue Santa who was stolen away by the bad squid bobblyums, and it wasn't in play.

Jonathan Thomas and the man in the moon said not to worry that they'd find him soon. And they and Gorgonzola the Horse have been doing all that they can, of course. They've traveled along a dangerous road, past the Dragon's Cave and the home of the Toad.

And oh my goodness, they've had so much trouble, because of a kettle that was set to bubble by the very worst kind of a wicked old witch, who rules all the land of rumple stitch.

You see, when a witch prepares her brew, there's no telling what'll happen to you, and she calls Jonathan Thomas to fall asleep as they pass through the nightmare forest deep. The quick is the wink that appeared on the scene their very good friend, the very queen, and he soon woke up, for she knew the charm.

She's always trying to keep them from harm, and the wicked old witch was as mad as could be, said I'll get them yet you wait and see, but the Traveler's brave set out once more when suddenly they heard an awful roar.

It was only a lion who asked them to dine when they named him Gygrav, which he thought was fine, and he gave them a gift. It was a box of growls to frighten the witch and give her the howls, so they thanked him kindly and hurried away because it was getting very late in the day.