The Fairy Queen

A-A-A-A! Don't turn that dial. This is the right station if you want to hear about Jonathan Thomas and his Christmas on the moon. If now you're gathered close about and still is my, which you are no doubt, I'll do my best to keep my promise and tell you some more about Jonathan Thomas.

Now just in case you don't remember, what happened happened in December? when he got himself in the dreadfulest trouble, which was worse than worse, and that goes double. And that's quite a fix for a boy, only six, but he couldn't help it, because the Squibboblem said kidnapped Santa Claus. And much to his shame, they said he was to blame,

and took him to court, thought even asking his name. And then, old King Cole, he put down his bowl, and dismissed his fiddlers three, and stared till Jonathan Thomas got scared, and then said, Oh, I see. I hook you a crook, and I'll give you the book. I'll teach you to mine the laws.

You may shiver and shake, but make no mistake. You're sentenced to find Santa Claus." So Jonathan Thomas, he started to go. But where or how he didn't know. But he trudged down the road until pretty soon.

soon he chanced to meet the man in the moon. Now the man in the moon was a man most kind, who told Jonathan Thomas that if he didn't mind, he'd show him the way, that very day, and to walk would be foolish, of course, when he had such a beautiful horse, so off they went

as quick as that, without stopping to pack, not even a hat, or even refreshing themselves, and they sang a song as they rode along till they reached the land of the three little elves who taught them some magic to make things quite tragic for the wicked old witch of rumpel stitch, and then in a thrice and all ever so nice they bid them upon good day, and so