Queen Alices Ball

A-A-A-A! Don't turn that dial! This is the right station if you want to hear about Jonathan Thomas and his Christmas on the moon. There are travelers three who are strong and brave. We've given their promise they will save four Santa Claus and bring him back and help him on with his toy sack.

You know who the travelers are of course? It's the man in the moon and Gorgon's soul of the horse and Jonathan Thomas. He's the good little boy who's got a fine Santa or there won't be a toy Because the Squeebobblim stole Santa away, and he's got to be rescued before Christmas day.

They really have had the awfulest time. Their task is not easy, and I'm glad it's not mine. They're far on the road to Squeebobblimland, and if they ever get there, it'll be pretty grand. But you know, they've been bothered a lot by a witch who rules for the land of rumple stitch.

She's brutal magic to make a bad spell, and everyone knows it worked quite well. That is, until the good Fairy Queen came along and spoiled a terrible scheme. Oh, she's helped them a lot, because she's wise.

She's kept them safe from the dragon's eyes, and in the nightmare forest so dark and deep, where the witch-made Jonathan Thomas fall to sleep, she woke him up with a magic charm. I'm sure she won't let them come to harm.

Well, as they journeyed along right on their path, they met a lion who was so filled with wrath he hated to be told that he was lion, and he said if they called him that he'd bite off their head.