Song · John Zacherle · 2 min · 237 words
The transcript of “Clementine”, an episode of John Zacherle. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Night Shift plays John Zacherle free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Ee-jin listens and the turkey kisses Oh, how I wish to put Shiva by! There I saw her in the water Eating spider pizza pies Godless gracious harbors! She ate enough for twenty guys! Wipe the spider off you too, my dear Oh, that could be lovely, my dear Our board is edgy and impound and arsenic and cold me a mush.
And then she washed down her lovely dinner with a large sweet, yellow, sandy blossom. Where am I now? I'm ready to steady. So I up and I chased her through that slime and then I caught her under the water.
And now now I've made this creature mine. You love our girls so funny. Admit my dear, even lonely for me, haven't you? When it's gone. Then slip ring ring stuff, book some brand, your hair That's me but my fingers go at my dear Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Fucking a dud dud dud
With all that I'll lay And will raise our roach and bug some bejules By my dear darling Clementine Of course she gets offers from producers For the story of her life For my darling little Clementine's a Frankenstein former wife Ha ha ha Not nothing I'm not a Frankenstein himself!
Look at her standing here! 500 pounds of love and affection! Look at her black cat! I gave back! Through a bottle, took a clean snake!
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