Song · John Zacherle · October 8, 2026 · 2 min · 238 words
The transcript of “Coolest Little Monster”, an episode of John Zacherle first broadcast October 8, 2026. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Night Shift plays John Zacherle free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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You ghastly, and I love you true. So here are some presents I'm sending to you. I'll send a small box of small pups. A large tub of hubbub. Your own new small home use. A grateful and hateful.
Cause you're the coolest little monster that ever put the spook on me. I'll send a lipstick of arsenic One ear of sunburn Six cups of pick-ups A bin full of sinful Cause you're the coolest little monster I've ever put the spook on me Monster mine You haunt me all the time I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm so in love with you
Loomy doo, me doo, me doo, me doo Be eight pages of hang nails Some past cards for great yards A werewolf that's your wolf Some bat wings for dear rings Cause you're the coolest little monster That ever put the school on me My dear, you're ravishing, wherever did you dig up that dress?
Monster mine, you haunt me all the time, it's true, I'm so in love with you big green hair for night wear, Some lap robes of years, a hat pin of fat skin, And three scraps of kneecaps Cause you're the coolest little monster Not ever put the spook on me My dare, since I first laid my eyes on you
I can't get them back in the sockets Cause you're the coolest little monster Not ever put the spook on me
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