Song · John Valby · 2 min · 110 words
The transcript of “Chestnutes”, an episode of John Valby. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Santa's North Pole Radio plays John Valby free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Chestnuts roasting on an open fire Jack Frost nozying at your nips Hog-tied girls being flogged by a choir Three dear come upon their lips Everybody clips a crowbar and some olio Help to make her if she's tight, tiny twats.
With her thighs all aglow, we'll find it hard on me. Tonight, they know that Santa's on his way. He's blowing every other reindeer on his sleigh. And every mother's child will spy Of course you see a flute of Really hung like a home So I'm offering this simple frame
From 1 to 92 Although it's been said Many times, many ways Merry Christmas and fuck the stuff
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