Song · John Kassir · 1989 · 3 min · 261 words
The transcript of “Should Old Cadavers Be Forgot”, an episode of John Kassir from 1989. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Night Shift plays John Kassir free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Gotta do what I do! Throw a killer party! Though old cadavers tend to rot, They're all good friends of mine. I throw a party new, Yuzi for skips of every kind. Dead kings and queens and movie stars and politicians too.
They all are SVP for my outrageous new year's due. The champagne flows and bubbles pop. Capote hugs bay boos. One link and does the bunny hop with actor John Wilkes Booth. Jake Edgar Hoover's having fun, but causing some to stare.
He showed up in Ginger Rogers' gown and walked his friend and stayed Chaddix is here this year and he's adjusted well He just announced he's running for Vice President of Hell But Elvis Presley came and went He had to get to bed Is it really Wes amount not knowing if he's dead?
An old John Wayne is still a duke. He's swagged in a calling gang as con and wild Bill Hick Cox was. Hey look out folks, there's JFK, romancing Jackie Oh. And here's the laces walking in with Marilyn Monroe You know what makes this bash so great kiddies?
It's the one party that everybody shows up at eventually I tell ya creeps, we're not getting older, we're just getting deader For three, two, one! Ha! Could ever be forgot and ever brought to my Be a new back-to-very ear With cysts of every kind There'll be musicians, businessmen And all of my Could ever assume
Is to fool them, bottle If a mike Are you still here, creeps? The crypt is closed.
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