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Welcome to the Moon Ball

Song · John Fiddy · October 5, 2026 · 3 min · 149 words

The transcript of “Welcome to the Moon Ball”, an episode of John Fiddy first broadcast October 5, 2026. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Night Shift plays John Fiddy free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Clean lightning off your dream Never mind the nasty creatures Creepy crawling through your head The moon is bright, her dreams are sweet They'll never reach for bed We dream The serpent's christen, ghouls, vampire bats, demon cats Dying, storming, dancing Are they bright outside your door?

Greengum spiders trot in trolls, slimy turds, slimy turds How many frogs to send in droves They're rapping at your door Ritz is war, the moon was of sun I didn't blame the loot, it's sharming the loot Oh what a hoot, high heat is hailing Don Ha Ha, the sun rises soon Grit and twerking round your bed

A fair and bangs dripping red Ho'er never more, twiches stirring boiling bad Sticky swarms of glass

Who complies me new at team round your eyes Snakes fuck, troggy, pudgy Do-si-do, jost-let-go, swing your partner, give a how You know they love her.

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