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Nuttin For Xmas

Song · Joe Ward · 1955 · 2 min · 168 words

The transcript of “Nuttin For Xmas”, an episode of Joe Ward from 1955. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Santa's North Pole Radio plays Joe Ward free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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I broke my bed on Johnny said, somebody switched on me I hit a frog in sister's bed, somebody switched on me I spilled some meat on my meat rug, I made Tommy eat a bug Or some gum with a penny slug, somebody switched on me So I'm getting nothing for Christmas Plus I ain't been nothing but bad

I'm a teacher, scared. Somebody switched on me. I'm tired and not soozy, scared. Somebody switched on me. I did a dance on mommy's plinch, climbed a tree and tore my pants. Filled that sugar bowl with ants. Somebody switched on me.

So I'm getting nothing for Christmas. But I ain't been nothing but bad. I won't be seeing Santa Claus. Somebody switched on me. Won't come visit me because somebody snitched on me Next year I'll be going straight Next year I'll be good just wait I start now but it's too late Somebody snitched on me

Oh I'm getting nothing The Christmas So you better be

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