Jack Has $500 ( #87)

Good job! Ain't got nobody, she's nobody, we've had no... Presenting Joan Davis in the Village Store, Jack Healy Manager. And here is the star of our program, Joan Davis. John, John, have you heard the news?

My brother Joey is being discharged from the Army because he has 85 points. Well, how's that possible? He was just drafted last week and he hasn't seen any action anyplace. I know, but yesterday he backed into a porcupine and got all his plates in one place.

The life of entrepreneurs, accompanied by Eddie Paul, saying the new Calypso hit, come with me, my honey. My honey, my honey, my honey, my honey, that's the con That's the meat, so, so

Come with me, my honey, my honey, my honey With me, my honey, my honey He is being so, so, so He's got the population cars under stone Why he should be such a far-fool our mind If they will find a girl to marry these factors So I'm dancing, it's being all deep too hard.

Come with me, my honey. Come with me, my honey. There's a man who's a hard girl. Really little bunny, my honey bunny. Honey, so Joe, dear old me. Oh, he loved him so. He's a king.

Now lips, but you'll realize to love the way you go. When you say. Come with me, my honey, my honey bunny. The best of Tom's. I'm coming. John Davis has finally persuaded Jack Haley that he's been saving his money long enough.

So Jack has withdrawn his entire savings, $500 from the bank. He finds John offering Jack suggestions as to how he can spend it. Now Jack, $500 is a lot of money and I don't want you to spend it foolishly.