Joan Davis · March 9, 1944 · 29 min · 4,180 words
The transcript of “Computing Joan's Income Tax ( #66)”, an episode of Joan Davis first broadcast March 9, 1944. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Joan Davis plays Joan Davis free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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John Davis proprietor Jack Haley manager read broadcast especially for you soldiers sailors Marines and Coast Guardsmen now here's the star and proprietor of the village store John Davis you miss us all again oh by the way I just got a letter from my brother Joey in the Army you did how's he doing we're doing Swellie's just been
promoted they made him a K.P. Miss Davis don't you know what K.P. Well of course I do, KP, means Colonel's pet. And now our father there is accompanied by Eddie Paul and his orchestra, blend their voices in a new song entitled, Don't Sweetheart Me.
Don't Sweetheart Me! If you don't mean it, Don't quite Sweetword, if they're not true, Don't tear my heart, like it was paper, Because my heart's not only you. You can't go wrong You think that love must be true Mean what you're saying Unless you do Don't treat hard me If you don't mean me
Don't treat me that sweet part Don't treat hard me If you don't mean it Don't touch me's word That's not true No, no, thank you, babe Why is it over? Oh, no! What we're playing, instant weegie!
We'll sleep at us! Don't sleep like me! You don't need to sleep! As we look in on this village door, we find Joan Davis and Jack Healy discussing Joan's new picture career. Oh, Jack, ever since I became a spleen star, my life hasn't been my own!
Why, I'm living in a goldfish bowl! What's wrong with that? Did you ever try eating some of that stuff that's called us goldfish? And you know, I can't go anywhere without crowds following me. Yeah, and your career has just started.
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