Joan Davis · April 17, 1948 · 29 min · 3,971 words
The transcript of “Guest - Rudy Vallee”, an episode of Joan Davis first broadcast April 17, 1948. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Joan Davis plays Joan Davis free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Operator, will you please give me the correct time? Certainly, sir. It's Joan Davis time. Yes! It's Joan! Well, there's no question about it from coast to coast. It's Joan Davis time! It's Joan Davis! During the time you spend with Joan Davis, the night you'll hear the voice of her special guest, the famous singing star, character actor and television tycoon, Rudy Valley.
Plus, the great supporting cast featuring Lionel Sander, Hans Connery, Mary Jane Croft, The music of John Raring's orchestra, the choral air singing quinte, and yours sincerely then Gage. The chorus greets Joan with a happy daddy and sings, look at her, A.G. Pretty.
A.G. Pretty. Look at the hair. Look at the curl. Look at the teeth. Look at the fur. Ooh, look at that A.G. Pretty. Gee. Gee. Looks like a beautiful life. Nice. Looks like a beautiful wax dog.
I like a dress. I like a horse. I like a hat. I like a pose. Look, look, there ain't cheap baby. And now it's time to meet the star of our show, America's Queen of Comedy, Joan Davis.
Hi everybody. Hi Joanie. Well friends, with warm summer days coming on and business slowing up in the T-room, we find our gal Joan Davis with more and more time on her hands. And more time to Joni means more telephone conversations with a girlfriend Mabel.
If you don't believe me, listen. Ah, don't get mad Mabel. The reason you didn't get me on the phone was because I was out shopping for a new spring suit. See the prices they're asking for things nowadays.
The suit I like had an eight dollar price tag on it. What? That's not expensive. Mabel, you don't understand the price tag was eight dollars. Who knows what the suit caught? Well, anyhow, I finally bought an inexpensive little dress.
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