Joan Davis · March 6, 1948 · 29 min · 4,260 words
The transcript of “Becomes a Mystery Writer (network)”, an episode of Joan Davis first broadcast March 6, 1948. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Joan Davis plays Joan Davis free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Operator, operator, would you please give me the correct time? Definitely, sir. It's John Davis. I bought it from Coase the Coast. It's John Davis time. But during the time you spend with John Davis the night, you'll hear the voice of her special guest, one of the most popular private eyes in the public ear, Sam Faze.
Plus a great supporting cast featuring Hans Connery, Mary Jane Cross, the music of John Raring D'Arcosa, the choral air singing quintet, and yours since early, Ben Gates. To put you in a good mood we wanna give you that happy song by Niana.
Bye! Oh, good! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! What's my fault to me? skit in my seat there doesn't care That the parking needs a motor So I can't go anywhere Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
A title to meet the star of our show, America's Queen of Comedy, John Davis! Thank you and hi everybody! Hi, Tony! Well, friends, today, Friends today still frantically searching for a new career, Our ambitious gal Joan Davis has decided to become a successful author. While applauding her decision, we must warn Joan that most successful writers are
thoroughly acquainted with the works of other great authors like Socrates, Aristotle, Dickens, and Thackeray. Yes Joan, before you start writing, you must have a complete knowledge of the true literary classics. Well, Gee, I know a lot about the literary classics. For instance, I once read that famous book called, well, I studied that well-known essay by, and I also know the immortal story
of the, believe me, I haven't missed a tracing five years. And of course, before I actually started writing, I must admit there is something, though, that does discourage me a little. Most critics agree that the best romantic novels are about something that stems from the author's own white. Nothing romantic ever stems from my life. You know why? I stem.
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