Joan Davis · February 25, 1946 · 24 min · 3,743 words
The transcript of “U.N.O. Meeting”, an episode of Joan Davis first broadcast February 25, 1946. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Joan Davis plays Joan Davis free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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For Joan ain't got nobody. She's nobody sweetheart now. A romantic singing of Andy Russell. With a great comedy cast including Bernapelle and Shirley Mitchell, the music of Paul Weston and his orchestra, you are Swan Seerley Harry Bonsell and here's the star of our show, America's Queen of Comedy Joan David.
Oh no, don't do that. Oh dear. Don't stop throwing lumped sugar into that trumpet. It's no way to get sweet music. Don't listen. Come over here. I want to talk to you. What do you want, Harry?
Don't. Oh dear. You're a bad girl. Don't listen. I wanted to ask you how you're coming along with your new picture at Universal. Oh fine, Harry. You know, I play the part of a college professor in it, and it's done wonders for me with my next-door neighbors.
In what way? Well, before this picture started, when I used to go to work, my neighbors had pointed to me and say, there goes that Dopey-Jones Davis. But now when I go to work, I carry books under my arms.
And you know what my neighbors say? What? There goes that Dopey-Jones Davis with books under our... Swalenville, USA. February 20th is this week. This week, one of the main topics of world discussion still centers on the United Nations organization, and it's search for the permanent location for its world capital.
To date, the committee has more or less discarded all sites, which have been proposed. But more than the world where you find a more discarded site, who has been proposed to less than in. Johnny, Steve, home, John David speaking.
Hello, Mrs. Cooper. Gee, I'm all excited. A man called me long distance from Washington and said he wanted to reserve my T-room tonight for a banquet for the UNO. Yes, isn't that wonderful? I'm going to fix up a real international menu forum. I'll start with Russian caviar, follow up with Scott's Frog, then Hungarian Balash, and French pastry. Then for drinks, I'll serve
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