Joan Davis · December 6, 1947 · 15 min · 1,522 words
The transcript of “Joan's Cleaning Fluid”, an episode of Joan Davis first broadcast December 6, 1947. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Joan Davis plays Joan Davis free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Please give me the correct time Certainly, sir. About it. From... During the time you spend with Joan Davis tonight, you'll hear the voice of her special guests, that merry master of quiz questions, the call coming back to Joan Davis.
We find the twig-f- Yes, the tool. Now, Mr. McPherney's got the letter I was dictating. Now, what do you have so far?
To the asking saying, Captain. Attention, Mr. Thrugnugge. Thrugnugge? That's a nice name. How do you spell Thrugnugge with one or two nuggets? Over the capsule's blood. Oh, let's get over the letters. Yes, sir. Now, let's see. My dear, my dear Mr. Nuts, Russell.
In the party you are to the 16th, I believe we should have a national chemical week. Why? Well, why not? You have a national apple week, let's all have more apples. National fish week, let's all have more fish.
National chicken week, let's all have more chickens. National baby week, let's go. Yes, sir. Let's go back to more chemical companies. Oh, I'm a busy, busy little bee today. May I? Right. He's taking the report on our new synthetic vitamin D.
Oh, yes. Vitamin D, the sunshine, but I research truth, presumably, that we have developed the perfect sunshine, but we had a man swallow a whole month's supply of this sunshine, vitamin. Now he arrived in the east and steps in the west.
No, that's not, yeah. That's not Billy. What seems to be wrong with you, Miss. Could they? Oh, I don't know, Miss. I don't think it'd be myself lately. I thought that they arrived. But then I think it's tired, suddenly.
Well, how do you like that? It's good, right? I'm full of them. Do I? I think people are still waiting to feel about their new formula. New formula? What is this new formula? It's a cleaning fluid.
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