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Barbara Plays a Trick on Joan

Joan Davis · January 7, 1946 · 25 min · 2,981 words

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The Joan Davis Show. For Joan. Hey, got no fun. She's dope. Hehehehehe. Of Andy Russell. With a great comedy cast including Burn of Elden, Shirley Mitchell, the music of Paul Weston and his August Way.

And here's the star of our show, America's Queen of Comedy, Joan Davis. Oh no, no, oh no, oh Joan. Hehe. Now Joan, come over here now, stop clubbing up the holes in that piccolo. I'll pick a little player, I'll blow his brains out.

No, stop it, John. Come over here, will you? Listen, John, I want to talk to you. What do you want, Harry? Well, John, listen, I just wanted to tell you that I saw you at Cyril's the other night, but you didn't seem to be having a very good time.

Well, I wasn't, Harry. All the men were making a terrific fuss over laying a turner, and nobody paid any attention to me. Tell me, Harry, what have I got that she hasn't got? Don't you mean what has she got that you haven't got you've got it backwards?

Well maybe that's what's wrong I got it backwards! Swanville USA, tonight. Tonight the citizens of Swanville flock to the town opera house for the gay low opening of the local opera season. The stageboxes reveal the answer to who's who in Swanville, but if you're looking for the answer to what's that in Swanville,

on Bill, you'll find her in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yay! Jowny's Tea Room, John Davis speaking. Oh, hello, Mrs. Allebo. Yeah, I know the opera open tonight. I wish I could have gone. You know, when I was a young girl, I wanted to be an opera singer.

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