Double Love Triangle

Poor Joan ain't got nobody. She's nobody sweetheart now. Romantic singing of Andy Russell. A great comedy cast including Bernafeltin, Shirley Mitchell, the music of Paul Weston and his orchestra and yours fun, Sirely Harry Bonzel.

And here's the star of our show, America's Queen of Comedy, Joan David! Oh no, Joan's coming. Oh, stop it Joan, listen. Stop throwing donuts at the piccolo. This is no time to play quite. Not quite it.

I quit it. Oh, Joan, listen, come over here now, will you? I want to talk to you. What do you want, Harry? Well, listen, I understand you bought a horse and entered him at Santa Anita last Saturday.

Yeah, what a race that was, Harry. They lined up at the start and off with my horse like a flash. First hit the quarter. First hit the half. First hit the strategy. Then he's 20 lengths in front of all the other horses.

Oh, boy, that was wonderful. No, wasn't Harry. The horse was disqualified. Disqualified? Why? You don't crowd if you shoot him out of a cannon! Oh! Swanville, USA, January 21st today. Today with the weekly magazines hitting the stands, the citizens of Swanville satisfy their literary tastes.

Some readers are news conscious, some readers are fashion conscious, some readers are sports conscious. But nowhere in Swanville will you find a reader more unconscious than in... Jownys, T-room, Joan Davis speaking. Oh, hello, Mrs. McCulloch.

Yeah, I got my copy of True Hot Drop Magazine, too. Did you read the story entitled, Love in the Underworld, or My Wife Is a Sandhog? You then? Oh, gee, it's sad. You see, this girl's sandhog is 6'5", and her husband is 3'2", and they've been married for two years, but they finally separate.