Christmas Dinner

The Rats present the Jimmy Durandie Show. I think he, I think he do, I think he. Oh, what a tune. What a tune. A new, a new, a new, a new, a new, a new.

Yes, the Jimmy Durandie Show with Alan Young, Roy Bargie, and his orchestra, the Cruci Squarteth, Candy Candido, and yours truly Fern Smith, brought to you by Camel Cigarettes. The makers of Camel Cigarettes wish all their friends a very merry Christmas.

Light up a camel and let Jimmy Durante and his company make your Christmas Eve a pleasant one. And now here to start things off with his pal, a talented young comedian, Alan Young, is the wizard of Jazzy himself, the one and only Jimmy Durante in person.

I'll pick steak with a song. Now even when things go wrong, now you feel better, you even look better. Attention listeners, if you got a new radio for Christmas, don't throw it away. That was me. And now at my pal Alan Youngall, uh, Hey Alan, where are ya?

Up here in the roof, Jimmy. Santa Claus is supposed to be our program, but he's stuck in the chimney. Well, push him through. Santa, after falling 14 stories into the fireplace, are you feelin' alright?

I'm feelin' mighty low. Yeah. Jimmy, we saved all Santa Claus, now I wanna wish you a very merry Christmas. Sand to you, Alan, but I'm kinda glad the excitement is over. I didn't mail my Christmas cards in time, so what happens?

At the last minute I had to seal 500 envelopes and lick 500 stamps. Jimmy, how did you do it? Does anybody want to buy a cock of Spaniel with a dry tongue? Oh Jimmy, Jimmy, I guess, I guess now as good a time as any.