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The Vegas Vampire

Song · Jim Parker · 1983 · 2 min · 142 words

The transcript of “The Vegas Vampire”, an episode of Jim Parker from 1983. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Night Shift plays Jim Parker free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Ohh Who is the Prince of God? The Vegas Vampire Who will steal your blood and leave you in the mud? He will slash your chest and it's your honor Because I love the taste of human blood Is he really a human vampire? Is he really a guru?

His friends are a rat and vampire bats And the side of your throat makes him grow aaaaaah! aaaaaah! Who is the pain in the neck? The Vegas vampire!

My perforated hickeys cause a deadly rash! Who has his own branch of this off the floor back? Where you would deposit blood instead of cash? He's been waiting for someone tasty So will shark in his firing bag He's an unwanted guest and a terrible best And I'm blending to suck out the other things

Yeah! . . . . . . .

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