068- The Lost Beard

Jerry of the Circus. Jerry of the Circus. Me, the major.

Oh, well, this is an unexpected surprise. Come right in, Major. I'm always glad to see you. You know that. You won't be this kind. My, but you're cross this afternoon. I've got reason to be.

That's why I came to see you about me. Now, what have I got to do now? No, don't play innocent. It's about common and you know all about it. Well, I don't know what you're talking about, Major.

like fun you don't put on that act for me you're a jealous woman and you'd go any lengths you can't talk to me like this oh can I though you haven't any proof huh so you admit it has certainly don't admit anything you do anything to make me ridiculous in the eyes of the woman I love oh so you do lover well I admire

very much I let's be side the point you try to make me ridiculous I never did you did to sending her that ridiculous bouquet that bouquet made up of vegetables and right in front of the whole truth too. What are you talking about?

Listen, bearded lady on no bearded lady. You can't pull a wool over my eyes. The minute I mentioned common you acted guilty. But don't think you can laugh yourself out of this. I may be small but I'm far from dumb. And something else my fine bearded friend. What about these notes you've been sending to the Spanish Senorita?

Well, yes. So, I guess that makes you stop for a minute. Oh, my, I don't know what you were talking about. No. Supposing you explain how some of that fine rice paper viewers happen to find its way into Commons wagon.