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The transcript of “Master of Yoga”, an episode of Jerry Lewis. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Saturday Mornings plays Jerry Lewis free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Para ruptured spleen Really? No an aesthetic I beg your pardon No an aesthetic I should not like to have strange gases and chemicals infiltrate my body But we have to make an ancient incision in your abdomen And go in and repair your spleen The pain would be unbearable Sir, I am a master of yoga
Then, each in, my hat, my bones use sensor levitation and self control. I don't know. Sir, I can disassociate my mind from my body, where I shan't hear anything, absolutely nothing whatsoever. This is really possible.
It'll be one of the greatest medical discoveries of all time. Trust me. Very well, I'll do it. Just a moment before you proceed, I shall place myself in a cataconic state. Once I am there, I shall lie down, and then you may begin.
Fighting, fighting, wallet, wallet, punk, punk, silly me, silly me, mummy, mummy, lupoo, lupoo, hike, hike, home piss, mum piss, say like, say like, push, mummy, play begin, struggle. Scamble.
Ladies and gentlemen, I want you to note the time. This will be the first moment in modern history when a man is undergone such an operation without a mnesthetic.
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