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14- Jerry to Paint Smokestack

Jerry at Fair Oaks · 14 min · 1,999 words

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Jerry up there. Oh, yeah, how about a piece of that bread or are you gonna eat it all? 16 17 19 pieces, oh, I think I spare one here pass us up to it now, okay

Yeah, I'd have another glass of water Jerry what again? Hey, that's a third glass already Don't take that off the water corporately. That's right Jerry for the water and no remark. Okay. No, I'll take Hey, wait a second.

Here goes my glass! Catch! Careful, Derry, you're pretty near Miss that one. There's just one thing I'd like to know. I've meant to ask for a long time. What's that? How did I happen to get this job of pouring water anyhow?

Tell him how he got promoted to water corporal. What's like this, Derry? The newest man at each table is water corporal. No, okay. But how long do I keep the job? Mm, until another new man comes along.

Yeah, but maybe there won't be another new man. Then you pour the water. Is it such a hard job? No, but I don't get a chance to eat. Go ahead and eat. We've had enough now.

Would you like some nice strawberry jam on your bread? Where is it? I don't know. I would just ask you if you'd like to. Ah, I'd like to. Watch it, Jerry. Here comes the glass.

Hurry up. Pour the water. Don't keep the man waiting. Don't be in. You'd think everybody at this table was a sponge instead of a human bean. Air, hand it down. Hand it down to the end.

Hand it down. Alright, you're all set now, Jerry. All the glasses are filled. Now you can eat your dinner. Hey, you girls have had your dessert already. Sure, we're not slow, Eaters. Everyone's finished eating.

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