Some Enchanted Carhop

My name's Regan. I work for Anthony J. Lyon, International Detective Bureau. They call me the lion's eye. Wednesday at 9 and CBS brings you Jeff Regan, investigators starring Frank Graham as Regan with Frank Nelson as Anthony J. Lyon.

So stand by for mystery and suspense and adventure in tonight's story of some enchanted cara. It was just an ordinary drive-in hamburger joint on Vermont off Sunset, but they called it Hamburger Heaven. And just to carry out the idea, they had hired six angels to wait on cars.

Three blondes, a redhead, and two brunettes. I was lucky. I drew the redhead. Only she didn't serve up what I ordered. All she brought me was trouble. The whole thing started when there were only eight more shopping days until Christmas.

I fought my way through the necktie and sock set, and by the time I reached the office, I was ready to start celebrating New Year's. But my boss, the lion, had other ideas. When I walked in, all 280 pounds of him was up on an office stool.

He was tacking a dried-up sprig of mistletoe over the door. Jeffrey! Jeffrey, my boy, come here and come in! The festive season is his hand! How's that again? I said the festive season is his hand! I'm filled overflowing with the old Thai spirit!

Ah, well you better take those nails out of your teeth before you spring a leak. Oh, oh yes. Yeah, I guess you're right my boy, I got carried away. Sure, you and Tiny Tim. We're expecting women clients?

Women clients? Oh, oh, you mean the mistletoe. Well, definitely you never can tell when a sweet young thing might accidentally happen is. Stop drooling fat so you dropped out of a mistletoe set 50 pounds ago.