The Lady with too Much Hair

My name's Regan. I get ten a day and expenses from a detective bureau run by a guy named Anthony J. Lyons. They call me the lion's eye. Jack Webb is Jeff Regan investigator as CBS offers you hard-boiled action and mystery and thrilling adventure in tonight's story of...

The Lady with Too Much Hair. It's sweet 308 in the Cosmopolitan building on the 7th near Olive. The letters on the door say, International Detective Bureau Anthony J. Lyon President. They used to be in gold, but the lions scraped them off one day and made some kind of a deal with Fort Knox.

Oh, it isn't much of an office. One room, the size of a cigar box, and it smells about the same. There's an overstuffed chair in one corner with a loose spring at some menace. Right over it, there's a crack in the ceiling.

That's the lion that's missing the lion. He says the place is rigged for comfort. Well, that's where I was at 5.25 last Wednesday night. The lion was sitting behind the desk looking at himself in a mirror.

What he saw, I should have scared him. A pair of shoe button eyes mounted in a head like a Spanish onion. You know, Regan, I don't feel like I used to. He needs to be the Republican.

Think I've got that middle-aged look just the spread Getting a little scarce on top change your shampoo. I shouldn't be getting bald at my age. I'm only 39 Your addition is kind of bad in it Guess it's because I got so much worry none of this business takes a lot out of a man