Jack Benny · October 12, 1947 · 29 min · 3,411 words
The transcript of “Jack's Sponsor Buys Insurance On Him”, an episode of Jack Benny first broadcast October 12, 1947. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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The Jack Benny Programll Presented by Lucky Strike. When you buy, keep your eye on the red bullseye. Keep your eye on the red bullseye. When you buy, keep your eye on Lucky Strike LS-MFT. Lucky Strike means fine tobacco.
Lucky Strike stems the man who knows? Mr. William Curran of Durham, North Carolina. Here's what this top-light tobacco optioneer And recently, at more than a thousand auctions, I've seen the makers of Lucky Strike buy fine tobacco that's sweet and mild, just chock full of smoking and enjoyment.
Year after year, experts like Mr. Curran, the impartial authorities of tobacco quality, can see the makers of Lucky Strike consistently selected and buy that fine, that light that naturally mild tobacco. So when you buy, keep your eye on the red bullseye.
Keep your eye on the red bullseye. When you buy, keep your eye on Lucky Strike, and remember, LSMFT Lucky Strike means fine tobacco. So smoke that smoke of fine tobacco, Lucky Strike, so round, so firm, so fully packed, so free and easy on the draw.
The Lucky Strike program starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston, Phil Harris, Rochester, Dennis Day, and yours truly, Don Wilson. Ladies and gentlemen, let's go out to Jack Benny's home in Beverly Hills, where as you know, he lives alone with his butler, Rochester.
It's 9.30 in the morning and as usual one is in bed while the other is in the kitchen preparing the breakfast Now let's see where are the eggs So hard to find anything in this refrigerator Maybe ought to trade it in I Hear the newer models have a light in them. Oh Here's an egg on the bottom shelf
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