Jack Benny · 1946 · 29 min · 4,451 words
The transcript of “Last show of season - Guests Fred Allen and Jack Parr - Who is the better come”, an episode of Jack Benny from 1946. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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The Jack Benny program presented by Lucky Strike. LS specialty Lucky Strike means fine tobacco. Just listen to the words of tobacco warehouse member George Webster and market after market. I've seen the makers of Lucky Strike buy fine tobacco that makes one grand smoke.
William Huron, tobacco auctioneer said, For years and years IUM F chock-full of smoke and enjoyment. Smoke luckies, Michelle, for 23 years. Friends, independent tobacco experts can see the makers of Lucky Strike consistently select and buy that fine, that light, that naturally mild tobacco.
Yes, Lucky Strike means fine tobacco, and fine tobacco means real deep down smoking enjoyment for you. Remember, LSMFT, Lucky Strike means fine tobacco. So smoke that smoke of fine tobacco, Lucky Strike. So round, so firm, so fully packed.
So free and easy on the draw. Mary Lewis and Phil Harris, Dennis Tagg, the sportsman's quartet, and yours truly Rochester Van Jones. And usually my place to introduce the star of our show, but today it's worth $5 to me.
So here he is, Jack Benny. Hello again, this is Jack Benny talking, and folks, Rochester, you can go now. But boss, don't you want me to stay here and do some jokes like Don Wilson?
No, no, Rochester, you're not fat enough. Well, 5,000 introduction ain't gonna make me no Sydney Green Street. Right, are you dissatisfied with our financial agreement? Well... Look, if you're unhappy, you know my policy. Anybody that works for me can talk to me about anything at any time.
I know, but as soon as anybody mentions money, you turn down the volume on your hearing aid. What? Last time I asked for a raise, you paid for me for 25 seconds. I didn't page it. It was done by my vice president in charge of finances.
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