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Palm Springs murder mystery - the Guadalajara Trio sing Jack's song

Jack Benny · December 9, 1951 · 30 min · 3,632 words

The transcript of “Palm Springs murder mystery - the Guadalajara Trio sing Jack's song”, an episode of Jack Benny first broadcast December 9, 1951. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The Jack Benny program presented by Lucky Strike. Happy, happy, go Lucky, go Lucky Strike today. Friends, you've heard all sorts of empty claims made by other cigarettes. But now Lucky Strike sweeps away the smokescreen of double talk with facts.

Not claims facts. The facts are that Lucky's fine, mild, good tasting tobacco goes into the cigarette that's made better, with no annoying loose ends to spoil the taste. A month after month comparison of cigarette quality based on tests certified to be impartial, fair and identical proves Lucky Strike by far the best made of all five principal brands.

These results are verified by leading laboratory consultants. For example, Foster D. Snell, Inc. of New York City reports. In our opinion, the properties measured are all important factors affecting the taste of cigarette smoke. We conclude that Lucky Strike is the best made of the five major brands.

Yes, Lucky's are made better and Lucky's taste better. Always so mild, so smooth, so firm and fresh, with better taste in every puff. So next time you buy cigarettes, remember the facts. Enjoy fine, mild, good tasting tobacco in the cigarette that's made better.

The cigarette that tastes better, Lucky Strike. Yes, be happy. Go Lucky! Make your next carton Lucky Strike! E-Go Lucky! Go Springs, California, the Lucky Strike program starring Jack Benny! The Barry Livingston, Polaris Rochester, Dennis, Dave, yours truly done!

And now, ladies and gentlemen, from Palm Springs, that oasis of the desert, we bring you the chic of Araby, Jack Benny! Thank you, thank you, thank you. Hello again, this is Jack Benny talking, and Don, I know you were trying to be clever, Why in the world would you introduce me as the Sheik of Araby?

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