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Guest Jimmy Stewart - Bend in the River

Jack Benny · 1951 · 29 min · 2,962 words

The transcript of “Guest Jimmy Stewart - Bend in the River”, an episode of Jack Benny from 1951. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The Jack Benny program transcribed presented by Lucky Strike. Do you do that, do that, do that, do that, do that, do that. Be happy, go lucky, be happy. Get better, be happy, go lucky. Get better, take today.

Friends, pair and compare. See for yourself that Lucky's are made better to taste better. From a newly opened pack, take a cigarette made by any other manufacturer. Carefully tear a thin strip of paper straight down the seam from end to end.

and gently remove the tobacco, and, carrying, be sure not to loosen or dig into the tobacco. Now, to exactly the same with a lucky strike, then compare. Some cigarettes are too loosely packed. Some even fall apart, but look at that lucky.

See how it stays together, a perfect cylinder, a fine, mild tobacco, so round and firm and fully packed, so free and easy on the draw. Now, what does this mean to you as a smoker?

It means you're lucky as free of excessive air spaces, hot spots that burn harsh and dry, and those annoying loose ends that spoil the taste. And because you're lucky as long strands of fresh, clean, good tasting tobacco, it's burned evenly, smoked, smooth, and mild.

Yes, tear and compare. Proof yourself that luckies are made better to taste better. Then make your next carton, lucky strike. The Lucky Strike program starring Jack Benny was very living since the Harris Rochester dentist and the sport from Fort Hennett and yours truly in our book.

And now ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure to bring you to start a bar, y'all. A man- Wait a minute, wait a minute, hold it. Don, who's this guy? What's going on here?

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