Jack Benny · 1951 · 30 min · 3,430 words
The transcript of “dreams the New York Symphony plays his song”, an episode of Jack Benny from 1951. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Make your next carton Lucky Strike. Be happy, go Lucky, go Lucky Strike. The Lucky Strike program starring Jack Benny with Barry Livingston, Phil Harris, Rochester, Dennis, Dan, and yours truly, don't worry. Well, ladies and gentlemen, last night, Jack Benny returned from his trip to New York.
As we look in on him, he's going through his clothes closet and picking out some suits to send to the cleaners. Let's see, I'll send this blue one, maybe the gray one. I wore that a couple of times in New York.
Yeah, better be cleaned. It's got lipstick all over the lapel. Gee, those subways are crowded. Ha ha ha ha. Oh, Rochester! Rochester! You call me, boss? Yes, send these suits to the cleaners, will you, please?
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