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Rehires The Sportsmen Quartet

Jack Benny · 1946 · 29 min · 3,629 words

The transcript of “Rehires The Sportsmen Quartet”, an episode of Jack Benny from 1946. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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that the lucky strike program starring jack benny with very limited film for harris rochester dentistry and yours truly not well ladies and gentlemen as you all know four weeks ago jack benny got into trouble with his sponsor because he fired his quartet despite the fact that jack audition several singing groups he could find no suitable replacement

So now we find Jack at home where he has just started the type of letter to his old quartet, the sportsman. Gentlemen. Now, now that sounds too business like to start off with. Let's see.

Dear sirs. Now, that's still too formal. I've got it. My darling sportsman. That's it, yeah. My darling sportsman now, that's a little too personal. I'll knock out the my Now let's see fellows I hope you will receive this letter in the spirit in which it is sent Because

Silly me it's only us I am willing to let bygones be bygones. I know that you boys want more money, but, but, but, gee, I even do it on the typewriter. Let's see, I know you want more money, but that That can be discussed later.

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