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At a nightclub to hear the Sportsmen Quartet

Jack Benny · October 21, 1951 · 29 min · 3,641 words

The transcript of “At a nightclub to hear the Sportsmen Quartet”, an episode of Jack Benny first broadcast October 21, 1951. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The Jack Benny Program presented by Lucky Strike, the cigarette that tastes better, arboru kliyu kili, yitme aira hibna. That's a well-mused mouth level, that we did not. So it's a lot of imp. Thafu hibs hib.

Word. Word. Word. Meaningless word. Cigarette advertising fills the air with them, and we proclaims, claims, claims, but how many facts? Now, this smokescreen of empty talk is swept away for the first time in cigarette history.

Now, a month after month, continuing quality comparison based on tests certified to be impartial, fair, and identical. Proves Lucky Strike by a wide margin is the best made of the five principal brands of cigarettes.

That's a fact, friends. not a claim. A fact verified and documented by leading laboratory consultants of Richmond, Virginia. They report, it is our conclusion that Lucky Mike is the best made of these five major brands, signed, rolling and Robertson. Yes friends, Lucky's are made better. So round, so firm, so fully packed, so free and easy on the draw, with no annoying loose ends. A big

reason why luckies taste better and never forget alas mft lucky strike means find tobacco there's no substitute for fine tobacco don't let anybody tell you different our profit absolutely isn't right you know that's a problem with him now but we didn't ask that to one of him that's why i'm so good so friends don't be misled

by clean and meaningless words. Remember the facts. Smoke the cigarette that tops the five principal brands for quality. Enjoy fine, mild, good tasting tobacco. And the cigarette that's made better. The cigarette that tastes better.

Lucky strike. Be happy, go lucky, be happy, go lucky, He's going to be happy. Go Lucky. Go Lucky. Strike today. The Lucky Strike program starring Jack Benny with Barry Lickston, Phil Harris, Rochester, Dennis, D.

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