Jack Benny · October 14, 1951 · 29 min · 3,249 words
The transcript of “takes his song to the publisher”, an episode of Jack Benny first broadcast October 14, 1951. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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The Jack Bennett program presented by Lucky Strike, adogs magic announcement. Tonight Lucky Strike brings you the most dramatic new evidence of cigarette quality ever presented by a cigarette manufacturer.
Dramatic because it offers you facts. FAIGHTERS WEAP the best made of five principal brands of cigarettes new because it sweeps away the smokescreen of claims made for other cigarettes. A month after month continuing study of the comparative quality of the five principal brands of cigarettes based on tests certified to be impartial, fair and identical. And here's the result. By a wide margin, Lucky Strike is
the best made of the five principal brands. Those are the facts, not claims. Facts verified by proling in Robertson leading laboratory consultants of Richmond, Virginia. They report, it is our conclusion that Lucky Strike is the best made of these five major brands.
Signed, proling in Robertson. Yes, friends, Lucky's are made better. Always so round, so firm, so fully packed, so free and easy on the draw. A big reason why Lucky's taste better, and everyone knows LS MFT Lucky Strike means fine tobacco.
There's no substitute for fine tobacco. Don't let anybody tell you different. So friends smoke the cigarette at the top, so five principal brands. The cigarette that combines fine tobacco and superior workmanship. The cigarette that tastes better.
Lucky's strike. Graham's starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston Citizen Gentlemen during his career in show business. Jack Benny has received many awards, plaques, and the medals,
which he keeps in his trophy role. At the moment, Rochester is in there dusting them off. The key to the city of Wall-Kegen is the key to the city of St. Cucamonga. And this scroll from 20th century Fox will make him Charlie's aunt.
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