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Jack's Birthday Party With Isaac Stern

Jack Benny · 1946 · 29 min · 4,129 words

The transcript of “Jack's Birthday Party With Isaac Stern”, an episode of Jack Benny from 1946. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The lucky strike program starring Jack Vennie, with Barry Livingston, Phil Harris, Rochester, Dennis Dan, yours to aAve, John Wilson. Ladies and gentlemen, last Friday, February 14th, with Jack Vennie's birthday.

Jack celebrated the occasion with the dinner party at his home. Let's go back to Friday and out to Beverly Hills where we find Mary and Rochester helping out Rochester's mr. Benny's still upstairs. Yes, ma'am hmm, and they say women take a long time to get dressed You've been up there two hours already. Well with mr. Ben's physique dressing isn't so simple

What do you mean by the time he pulls in what sticks out and pans out what sinks in it's a new day, ma'ana Well, we ought to be down pretty soon. Now, let's see. The tables are set.

Oh, by the way, Rochester, you're going to serve orders? Yes, ma'am. Oh, that reminds me. I'd better take the caviar on the fridge today. Caviar? Did Mr. Benny buy caviar? Well, yes, indirectly. What do you mean indirectly?

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