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takes the Beavers to the zoo while Roy and Rochester clean

Jack Benny · 1951 · 29 min · 3,495 words

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The Jack Benny Program transcribed presented by Lucky Strike. Do you do bad do bad do bad do bad do bad? Do you do bad do bad? Be happy, so lucky be happy. Get better, take me happy, so lucky get better, take today.

Friends, tear and compare. See for yourself that lucky are made better to taste better. From a newly open pack, take a cigarette made by any other manufacturer. Carefully tear a thin strip of paper straight down the seam from end to end, and gently remove the tobacco.

In tearing, be sure not to loosen or dig into the tobacco. Now, do exactly the same with a lucky strike. Then compare. Some cigarettes are too loosely packed. Some even fall apart. But look at that lucky.

See how it stays together, a perfect cylinder of fine mild tobacco. So round and firm and fully packed. So free and easy on the draw. Now what does this mean to you as a smoker?

It means you're lucky as free of excessive air spaces, hot spots that burn harsh and dry, and those annoying loose ends that spoil the taste. And because you're lucky has long strands of fresh, thin, good tasting tobacco, it burns evenly, most smooth and mild.

Yes, tear and compare. Prove to yourself that luckies are made better to taste better. Then make your next carton Lucky Strike. The Lucky Strike program starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston's hilarious Rochester dentist named the spot for Fort Ben and yours truly got him.

Ladies and gentlemen at Spring House Cleaning Time and because of the size of Jack Benny's residence, Rochester has asked his friend Roy to come over and help him with the work. There, this rug is clean.

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