Jack Benny · 1951 · 29 min · 3,497 words
The transcript of “The Fiddler - Jack tries to buy a car”, an episode of Jack Benny from 1951. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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The Jack Benny program presented by Lucky Strike. Be happy, go Lucky, get better taste today. Friends, smoking enjoyment depends on taste and taste alone. Yes, in a cigarette, it's the taste that makes the difference.
And you can taste the difference in a Lucky Strike. So mild, so smooth, so firm and fresh, with better taste in every puff. Yes, Lucky's taste better. And here's why. First, LS MFT Lucky Strike Means Find Tobacco.
Find Miles Tobacco that tastes better. There's no substitute for Find Tobacco, and don't let anybody tell you different. Second, Lucky's are made to taste better. In fact, they're the best made of all five principal brands.
Yes, that's a fact established by tests, measuring those important factors of workmanship that affect the taste of cigarettes. tests made in the research laboratory of the American Tobacco Company and verified by leading independent laboratory consultants.
So remember, your smoking enjoyment depends on taste and taste alone and you'll find luckies taste better, always so mild, so smooth, so firm and fresh with better taste in every puff. Make your next carton, lucky strike.
Be happy, go lucky, go lucky, strike. Lucky strike program starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston, to Larry Rochester, Dennis Stane, here's truly Don Hoard. And now let's go out to Jack Benny's home in Beverly Hills.
At the moment, Rochester's cleaning house. Hmm, what a day. So far I did the washing and ironing, scrubbed the floors and cleaned the woodwork. Don, don, I sure hate February. Mr. Benny makes me work three hours a day longer because it's the shortest month.
Well, I better get on with it. Answer the door. Answer the door. You fired, Paulie. I'll get it. Oh, good morning, Mr. Mayo man. Good morning, Rochester. There was too much mail to put in the box so I thought I'd bring it in.
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