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I Stand Condemned with Boris Karloff

Jack Benny · 1946 · 29 min · 3,566 words

The transcript of “I Stand Condemned with Boris Karloff”, an episode of Jack Benny from 1946. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Ladies and gentlemen, let's go out to Jack Benny's house in Beverly Hills, where we find Jack and Phil Harris alone in the library. Well, Jackson, you asked me to come out to your house and see you alone.

What's all the mystery? Wait a minute Phil, I want to lock the door. Okay Jackson, what is it? Just a second Phil, I want to shut the window. All right, all right. You locked the door closed the window and threw the blinds.

Now what do you want? Phil, something's got to be done about your orchestra. I don't know what kid, but something. Are you kidding? No Phil. Look, I'll admit, when we're doing radio shows, I joke about your music.

But now we're in my home. Just the two of us. Believe me, I'm serious. Something has got to be done, or else. Now wait a minute, Jackson. Don't go get in tough with me if you got any beef stocked up at Trello.

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