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Humphrey Bogart And Lauren Bacall

Jack Benny · 1946 · 29 min · 3,840 words

The transcript of “Humphrey Bogart And Lauren Bacall”, an episode of Jack Benny from 1946. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The Jack Benny program what idea product is essential to continuing success Finds about go lucky strike so round so firm so fully packed so free and easy on the draw In fact, this is the moment of time.

In fact, this is the moment of time of time of time of time of time of time. Lucky Strike, program starring Jack Benny with Barry Livingstone, Phil Harris, Rochester, Dennis Day and yours truly, Don Wilkins.

The Ladies and gentlemen as you all know, in the rose bowl game on New Year's Day, Illinois upsat the dove. and here he is and he's still upsat Jack Benny! Thank you! Thank you. Hello again. It's a Jack Benny talking and Don, for your information, I wasn't upset at all.

I enjoyed the game very much. Certainly was exciting, wasn't it, Jack? Yes, sir. What a score. Illinois 45 UCLA 14 and I'll hoish 103. That was really something. Oh, and what wonderful seats you had, Jack.

How did you get such good tickets for the last minute? Well, Don, it wasn't easy. You see, even though I was born in Illinois, I've lived in California for the past 15 years. So in order to get two tickets, I called Governor Warren.

You called the governor of California? Yes, yes, he couldn't do anything for me, so he called Governor Green of Illinois. Governor Green called President George Stoddard of the Illinois University. President Stoddard got in touch with Ray Elliott, the coach.

Elliott got in touch with Buddy Young. And fortunately, Buddy Young happens to be a very good friend of Rochester. So through Rochester I not only got two seats on the 50-yard line but I also got a sure thing in the fourth race at Santa Anita.

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