Jack, Mary, Gladys and Dennis go to a nightclub

Turn back the clock to yesterday. Jack Benny asked his cast to drop in for an early rehearsal. And at the moment we find Rochester in the library, preparing for their arrival. Oh, Benny, he's nothing. And don't stay in control of the tree.

I've been calling you. Sorry, boss, I was scared away with my voice. Oh, fine. Well, I'm the coming platter. Pop you on me the brother. I know, I know. What do they call you? The razor lids sound more like the yearling.

Now, Rochester, my cast should be here soon for the rehearsal. My cast comes later, by the way. Have you got everything ready? Yes, sir. I've got the chairs, the spits, and the pencils. Good. And I filled the Coca-Cola machine and turned off the water.

I laughed at the rehearsal. Michelobiesen fainted. Nobody had a nickel. We had a raffle time bringing her cool. I'm bringing her cool. Anyway, this is the holiday season, and I'd like to serve them the eggnog.

I told you to make this morning. You did make it, didn't you? Yes, sir. Is it good? Want to smell my breath? No. No, no, I'm on the wagon. But you know Rochester, that's a...

Why did that for strange drink? I wonder why anyone would ever think of mixing eggs and bourbon. You're the psychological boss. Psychological? Yeah, you see the eggs make you think you're getting something very healthy.

And the bourbon makes that fat so unimportant. Well, that's logical. The way Rochester, how much eggnog did you make? About $250 gallons. $250 gallons for goodness' sake. I don't want to drink it. I mean, I don't want to bathe in it.