Jack Benny · November 24, 1946 · 29 min · 3,021 words
The transcript of “The Killers With Edward G Robinson”, an episode of Jack Benny first broadcast November 24, 1946. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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The Jack Benny program quality of product is essential to continuing success Let that historic champ remind you that you're in year out lucky strike means fine tobacco It takes fine tobacco to make a fine cigarette and LS MFT lucky strike means fine tobacco Yes lucky strike means fine tobacco in a cigarette It's the tobacco that counts.
And season after season, at market after market, independent tobacco experts, auctioneers, buyers, and warehousemen can see the makers of Lucky Strike consistently select and buy that fine, that light, that naturally mild tobacco. Fine, light, naturally mild tobacco.
No doubt about it. Lucky Strike means find the back. And find the back means real deep down smoking enjoyment for you. So smoke that smoke of find the back, Lucky Strike. So round, so firm, so fully packed, so free and easy on the draw.
At the Thursday night, I'm at the Thursday night, I'm at the Thursday night, I'm at the Thursday night, I'm at the Thursday night, I'm at the Thursday night. Boring Jack Benny with Barry Livingston, Phil Harris, Rochester, Dennis, and yours, Roulie, darn, Wilson.
Ladies and gentlemen, we take you out to Jack Benny's house in Beverly Hills, where we find Jack and Rochester in the garage. Hmm. I can't understand where the car won't start. Try it again, Rochester.
Yes, sir. Try it again, Roger. OK. Try it again, Roger.
Well, I put the door back on. Sit down. OK. Roger, it didn't start. No, but the door stayed off.
I can't understand what's wrong. Maybe the motor's worn out. Oh, no, that's impossible. The thermometer only says 88,000 miles. Oh, come now, boss. We pushed it further than that. Well, you better go up and let go in the house and call Mr. Harris and tell him to pick me up on his way
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