Jack Benny · November 17, 1946 · 29 min · 3,926 words
The transcript of “Guests Ronald Colman And Leo Durocher”, an episode of Jack Benny first broadcast November 17, 1946. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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So free and easy on the drawer. It's 2.30. I guess I better get over to the studio. Alright, goodbye, darling. And don't forget your script.
Oh, I won't. Oh, by the way, Don, I meant to ask you. What happened at Jack Benny's house last Wednesday that caused so much commotion? Oh, that! I thought you knew everybody's talking about it.
No, dear. Tell me what happened. Well, as you know, it was last Wednesday. The evening started out quietly enough. In fact, Jack had just finished having dinner. Ah, Rochester, that certainly was a good dinner.
Thanks, boss. And that first dish you brought in, that was good. You make it yourself? Oh, no, boss. Those were popovers from the bakery. Oh. What was on the other dish? Leftovers from Tuesday. Wait a minute. I happen to know that last night we had lamb stew and spare ribs.
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