Jack Benny · October 27, 1946 · 29 min · 3,327 words
The transcript of “Dream Of Killing Quartet - Chiss Sweeze”, an episode of Jack Benny first broadcast October 27, 1946. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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ladies and gentlemen people often wonder what a comedian does after he finishes his radio program well let's go back the last Sunday afternoon the Jack Benny program is over and Jack and Mary are leaving the studio.
Team Mary, I like the show we did and I, didn't you? Yeah. Wasn't that a terrific mystery sketch I did? The Fiddler. Gee. I am the Fiddler. I influence the lives of innocent people. I make them steal, hate, and even murder.
Jack, put away that knife. The program's over. I'm just cleaning my fingernail. And we have always a wonderful sketch. Ha ha ha ha. What are you laughing at? I'll never forget the look on your face when you opened the door where you thought the murder wasn't found the quartet instead.
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