First show with the Sportsmen Quartet - Jack is upset because Phil and Dennis

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Yeah, one-fault small will slug you. But fellas, please, untie me. My program is on. I should be there. I'll lose my job if I miss my first broadcast. You're going to miss them all, Benny.

What? You ain't gonna drive us nuts anymore. For fifteen years we've been listening to that hello again. This is Jack Benny talking. Well we've had enough of a say. Yeah, let's bump them off. No, no, please, please don't kill me.

I don't want to die. Spare my life. I'll make it worth your while. I'll give you each $10. Please fellas, don't kill me. Go ahead, Joe. Let them have it. Wait a minute. We ain't had no fun.

Let's torture them face. Okay. I'll burn them with my cigarette. No, no, no, don't burn me. Don't burn me. Don't. What kind of a cigarette? A lucky strike. Okay, Burnty. Burnty, Burnty, well, show. What the strikes are made of the light that night?