Jack Benny · 1949 · 30 min · 4,092 words
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Ladies and gentlemen, right now, our little star is traveling throughout the country on a personal appearance tour. Tonight, he's in Cleveland, Ohio. So let us take you to the Civic Auditorium to Jack's dressing room.
Rochester. Rochester. Just a minute, boss. I'm putting a star on your dressing room door. Oh, good, good. Yes, sir. When people look at this door, they'll not only know that you're the star of this show, but that you also come from California.
They will? Yeah, I made the star out of an orange peel. LAUGHTER Being silly, making a star out of an orange peel. Come on in here. Just a minute, well, I like the smudge part.
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